Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 30, 2023

That must’ve been tough for you, Marigold.

Actually, you only have to write backwards when you’re trapped in the mirror dimension.

Am I lovely? How see to here were you wish.

Wait, Marigold was in a room full of mirrors? Then how did she get out? Anytime she sees her own reflection she is so mesmerized by it she cannot look away unless someone helps her.

I wonder when the other Unicorns showed up?

I’ll bet Marigold loves the song “Isn’t she lovely” !

Doesn’t everyone get confused in a room full of mirrors?

Marigold must get a kink in her neck from having to turn it to talk to Phoebe like this.

Bit there are other unicorns..

Unicorns be stupid.

I need to see a drawing of Phoebe and Marigold shaking hands on a Hollywood backlot while one of them is on fire.

Good thing unicorns live so long, because they clearly take forever to overcome their self-absorption long enough to reproduce.

Seeing a unicorn is like seeing a Warrant Officer in the military. You know they exist, but seeing one is very rare and magical.