JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 09, 2023

Use warm “wooder.”

I know he knows when you’ve been sleeping and when you’re awake…but when you go to the bathroom?

I’ve waited and waited and no employee has ever come to wash my hands.

Santa’s watching you, Joe.

Santa Claus is (kind of like) Big Brother.

Slightly off-topic: NJ has some of the best driving advisories. “Only Rudolph should be lit. Drive high, get DUI.”

ha! Surveillance Santa is watching us all.