Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 13, 2023

He had an organ transplant donated from a dead person.

Actually, that IS what you are saying.

Abracadabra, the guy’s a cadaver.

Maybe that’s Thomas’ latest victim Roscoe’s smelling…

Even the dog knows your dead boring.

At least he’s not growling!!

Uh oooh! Thomas ! He’s a pointer.

Well at least Thomas won’t interrupt you when you are telling a story.

A labra-dead-le.

Just lie still and wait for the rescue team!

Is Roscoe hungry?

Has Thomas moved in the last few minutes? Better check for a pulse.

What about his parrot?

Ha! When her relationship support animal is a cadaver dog, you know you’re in trouble.

Perhaps it is the formaldehyde in the new couch. Perhaps it is a body behind the couch!

Thomas just emitted something silent but deadly.

He’s not just boring, he’s dead.

Thomas is a necrophiliac,

Thomas gets the point. ◡̈ ◡̈ ◡̈

I’m not saying it.

“Boringness” is not how such dogs detect cadavers. Pew!

she became even more concerned when thomas requested a stiff drink…

He could be a vampire.