WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 16, 2023

She’s not your type dude. Keep looking.

Some like the dark thoughts of a “Raskolnikov”, others those of the “Little Rascals”…

Dude, you don’t look like you realize who Dostoevsky was. You’re not exactly a stereotype either.

If she had elbows and knees she wouldn’t look so much like a blow-up doll.

Dostoevsky, read most of his novels!

“I have no idea how to handle people who don’t fit into a stereotype…”

The same way you handle people who do fit into a stereotype. After all, you have no idea how to handle them, either.

Reading Dostoevsky makes her even sexier.

She’d be even hotter without the duck’s bill.

Yeah, a lot of people have that problem.

Mommy long-legs

She seems to be enjoying the humorous moments in the novel. Probably the hatchet-murder scene.

There’s a Glamour magazine inside that book.

He’s looking for someone who reads Tic-Tok.