In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 19, 2023

I would use this.

Now, you just know someone — maybe a lot of someones — will dial the number and cause whoever answers no short shrift of grief. Lessee, that would be 800 352-5233…

Therapy (?) on both ends?

No, no no. Footlocker is where the NBA gets officials. The NFL goes to Dick’s.

A tv and remote thrown are just as good as well

That is just sooo tempting!

He’s a good sport.

Now you know why they are replacing them with bots.