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Innocent baby carrot growing and enjoying life! Talking to family and friends.. Then, suddenly something grabs his top and PULLS!. It screams!. The pain doesn’t stop! It pulls again! The carrot screams!. The pain increasing! It pulls so hard that all its tiny roots are ripped from its body!. Wrapped in pain the baby carrot is tossed into a pile of other baby carrots, also in pain and quivering.
I do like a good steak. I think our livestock should have good, comfortable, short lives. That being said, I am thankful these guys are safe from the butcher.
I do think eating some meat is good for your health…though if I think what it really is, it upsets me… and any time I cook it… I tell it I am so sorry! Weird, huh?
Yakety Sax over 1 year ago
Burp!
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
His next sign will say,‘Nothing says Christmas dinner like a nice leg of lamb’.
GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’d rather be filled by lamb chops with mint jelly.
amethyst52 Premium Member over 1 year ago
The Fatty Snax Deli is vegitarian now. Maybe he should change it to Impossible Beef Shop. :)
akachman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Go vegan. Love you, Stan.
BRBurns1960 over 1 year ago
Innocent baby carrot growing and enjoying life! Talking to family and friends.. Then, suddenly something grabs his top and PULLS!. It screams!. The pain doesn’t stop! It pulls again! The carrot screams!. The pain increasing! It pulls so hard that all its tiny roots are ripped from its body!. Wrapped in pain the baby carrot is tossed into a pile of other baby carrots, also in pain and quivering.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
Stan does not agree. He, after all, has a steak in this…
(¬_¬)
car2ner over 1 year ago
I do like a good steak. I think our livestock should have good, comfortable, short lives. That being said, I am thankful these guys are safe from the butcher.
Alberta Oil over 1 year ago
Easy to say when frog legs or lamb is not on the menu
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
’Twas the Night Beef For Christmas.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Gasp!
Run Stan!Rory, be thankful it wasn’t roasted lamb.
Karl, I wouldn’t stick around either…. frog legs!
suelou over 1 year ago
I do think eating some meat is good for your health…though if I think what it really is, it upsets me… and any time I cook it… I tell it I am so sorry! Weird, huh?
Mike Baldwin creator over 1 year ago
Dark and deliciously funny.
ladykat Premium Member over 1 year ago
I can’t afford a decent cut of steak. As a matter of fact, I can’t even afford a tough cut!
kappy.mrnustik Premium Member over 1 year ago
Dear Heaven!
berengar over 1 year ago
I keep wondering why is the frog out in winter. Don’t they go dormant?