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A friend of my father made his own picnic table. When we saw it the first time, he told us what happened. He said, âIâm a carpenter. I can save a lot by making one.â But he also said, âI donât need any plans. I know what a picnic table looks like."
From a distance, it looked fine. As I got closer, it started to look kind of⊠odd. From close up, it was just like this comic. The proportions were all off. I could shovel food directly into my mouth because the tabletop was above my chin.
Back in the 60âs during freshman orientation they made us eat dinner with our room mates who had been âspecially selected for compatibilityâ. So, one pairing was a kid from a military boarding school who dressed in suit and tie and ate in square corners partnered with a slob who put his face down on the table and shoveled the food down his throat. My roommate was also a prince â while I was near death in the hospital he deflowered a virgin in my bed because he didnât want to mess up his sheets because he had a linen contract. Also, he wasnât sure Iâd ever need my sheets again, and wouldnât that have been a lovely sight for a grieving mother. So when I finally got out of the hospital I had to schlep my way to the laundry to clean my sheets.
johnny_yuma1965 about 1 year ago
Thatâs more of an inconvenience if you ask me.
comixbomix about 1 year ago
If itâs such a great thing, why wouldnât you share it with your guests>
Ichabod Ferguson about 1 year ago
bachelors!
GojusJoe about 1 year ago
It works great with spaghetti.
charles9156 about 1 year ago
if you slant the table, it will slide into your mouth
angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago
I never thought of this!
winamoe about 1 year ago
donât even need a fork: Just play dumptruck, and tilt your plate up
Ed The Red Premium Member about 1 year ago
A friend of my father made his own picnic table. When we saw it the first time, he told us what happened. He said, âIâm a carpenter. I can save a lot by making one.â But he also said, âI donât need any plans. I know what a picnic table looks like."
From a distance, it looked fine. As I got closer, it started to look kind of⊠odd. From close up, it was just like this comic. The proportions were all off. I could shovel food directly into my mouth because the tabletop was above my chin.
DanMercer about 1 year ago
Back in the 60âs during freshman orientation they made us eat dinner with our room mates who had been âspecially selected for compatibilityâ. So, one pairing was a kid from a military boarding school who dressed in suit and tie and ate in square corners partnered with a slob who put his face down on the table and shoveled the food down his throat. My roommate was also a prince â while I was near death in the hospital he deflowered a virgin in my bed because he didnât want to mess up his sheets because he had a linen contract. Also, he wasnât sure Iâd ever need my sheets again, and wouldnât that have been a lovely sight for a grieving mother. So when I finally got out of the hospital I had to schlep my way to the laundry to clean my sheets.
gopher gofer about 1 year ago
better yet, put that table in the kitchen sinkâŠ
otforever about 1 year ago
Top feeders.
aussie399 Premium Member 11 months ago
Why not lower 5he table up?