Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 16, 2023

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    Botulism Bob  11 months ago

    Either that bird will give the wake-up call or it’s the complimentary breakfast. If it’s a hen, maybe it will lay an egg (sadly only one a day).

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    markkahler52  11 months ago

    Nah – KFC will call by 4AM

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    uniquename  11 months ago

    His wake up calls are something to crow about.

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    geese28  11 months ago

    If it consists of eggs and bacon….that’s one psycho rooster

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    HOTLOTUS1  11 months ago

    don’t be a chicken, speak up!

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    b.john71  11 months ago

    breakfast will be nothing to crow about.

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    Ratkin Premium Member 11 months ago

    I have to warn you, I’ll be in a fowl mood in the morning.

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    Doug K  11 months ago

    Would you like an egg for breakfast?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 months ago

    He’ll probably hit the cocktail bar.

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    Eic  11 months ago

    Chickens do like eating eggs. I’ve eggs to my chickens and they enjoy them.

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