Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 27, 2023

Can’t argue with that.

Looks like he needs a shave, too.

She didn’t even go there with the razor stubble.

So what special event was Ralph attempting to dress up for?

Good morning everyone. Have a great day.

C’mon, Honeybunch, straighten his tie and run ur fingers through his hair…and would a little kiss be too much to ask?

And tell him to shave.

Awe, Ralph! You’re so much better than that!

At least he changed out of that flowered shirt he’s been wearing for years.

He scares the mirror.

It’s like a friend of mine who once had something stuck on his face, and no matter how much we told him where it was, he kept missing it. Finally he said he didn’t care about it, and I said we do cuz we hafta look at it!!

Easy remedy: remove all mirrors!

I would think if shaved he’d have to look in a mirror.