Close to Home by John McPherson for January 14, 2024

he looks a little pi$$y’

It’s alright. I get paid extra when this happens.

Was the dog’s name Spot?

Zappa: Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow.

She’s just angry because she does the laundry.

Don’t…eat…the…yellow…snow!

Hydrant: now we can relate

Awwwww who’s a good boy!

☺️☺️☺️

so, slush it off & pack on clean snow.

On the other hand, everyone knows not to eat the yellow snow.

Hiya Bleeb! No, they’re not going to blame you. She’ll give anyone a cold reception! :)

Ha! Especially when one of your clients is named, Old Yeller!

That stuff usually comes out hot. He should have “lost weight” on the bottom section.

Gross.

mmmm Del’s Lemon Snow Cones

This reminds me of a cruel joke my brother told about Helen Keller where the explanation about why her leg was yellow was because her dog was blind too.

Why you stinking yellow bellied….

Lmao!

At least his idea wasn’t a load of crap.