Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 22, 2023

Silly flight attendant, just you watch…

People will try. Amazing the things people carry on (she says with embarrassment). Last year at this time, I did a trip home with my carryon, a small bag, and two huge shopping bags of stuff from the duty free shop, plus my heavy coat. Incredibly, there was room in the overhead for it all with no problem and no people upset for me hogging space.

It was a plane where the overhead bins were very high up, and I am short, so I had to ask a tall gentleman to help me, and I just handed him bag after bag, while apologizing profusely. Then he had to get it down for me after the flight, pulling bag after bag out of two bins.

Teleportation seems a lot more believable than reindeer and a sleigh…

The animals know when to stop. And won’t leave without him!

I’d pay good money to watch TSA get a load of Santa and his bag waiting in line.

Santa needed 2 extra seats for that bag.

What stewardess dresses like an old fashioned bell hop?

Cute comic today!

Well, that explains that.

“Give me a break, will you? You think it’s easy to get toys for every child on Earth in one bag?”

Too much stuff is getting stolen at the TSA luggage inspection stations.

Well. This went down the chimney fast.

Yes. It will.[Gotta be a magic bag]

Nothing efficient about flying commercial.

Why is Hitler sneaking on this flight?

How about drones? Maybe they’ll work better for him than Amazon.