Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 22, 2023

It’s reindeer snot. Feel better now?

Santa wear blue jeans eh.

A collective “eeeeeeewwwwwwwww” can be heard from here to Canada, Dave!

In Canada, the good kids get maple syrup. The bad ones get poutine, an unmentionable dish of unmentionable.

Ick.

Santa seems pretty smug about it…

Sounds like a leftover joke from 2020.

LMAO!

Ew! And Ralph I won’t ask! ☺️☺️

If it is eggnog, it has been desanitized and probably crawling with germs and smelling awful.

Santa sized and 90-proof. Thanks, but none for me, I never sleigh drunk.

No covid you this year! Thanks Santatizer!

I never knew Santa was eggnog-stick.

for the little guy in the corner aren’t feet stocking stuffers?

What about the stocking stuffers?