Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 17, 2023

little did they know that negative times negative is a positive: Andy x Pub = work.

Why doesn’t the government just cut off his welfare payments?

Andy works the system!

It’s like watching Boogie interview.

He is well practiced.

Exposing, ha-ha.

And so, it goes. O for the life (and liver) of Andy!

It this a new Pub for Andy? I don’t remember one called “The Cross Keys”

Surprise surprise.

“I like Green Bay. There’s a tavern and church on every street corner. And I don’t go to church” ~ Dick the Bruiser. Former Green Bay Packer and Professional Wrestler and Hero, Ideal and Role Model for our Be❤️ed Count.

I suppose getting a taster job at a brewery is out?

I wouldn’t mind a job across the street from the pub.

Tony’s Timber didn’t think Andy stacked up.

And that is not what Andy is looking for……

Failing that, mention owning a fine stable of racing termites.

Besides all that, Andy would become pretty bored pretty quickly.

And the artful dodger does it again. Something he could do is write a how-to book on how to dodge getting hired for a job. It’d probably be a best seller, and he could drink off the profits. But that’d be too much like work.

Andy should write a book, "101 Ways to Screw-Up a Job Interview’. Actually, he knows a million of them.

Let’s face it. Andy wood never be cut out for a lumber job. Now he might nail a “slumber” job testing out sofas/couches while he sobers up, as if that’s possible.

You know what they say: location, location, location. I can’t really imagine Andy working in a lumber yard. I mean, he’s used to sawing logs, but only in the figurative sense of the term.

It’s good he wasn’t looking into the United States presidency; He might’ve gotten the gig!