Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 21, 2023

P2: Fistpump Man comes out of the shadows, ready to pound Jami in the head.

Jami wants to sign the cast but can’t find his crayons.

NOOGIE!

Hey Jimmy, is your Grandma Heehaw dead yet ? In all reality, my names not Jimmy. Ok loser how about a swerlie

P2.5 “Why don’t you go and play in traffic until he gets here, Jami?”

Gil pulled up a long time ago.

P4 “Who’s the one with the busted stick, Jami? Tell Keri she can stop by and say hi. Oh, and tell her there’s something I’d like to get straight between us. She’ll know what I mean.”

I can see your dad pulling up Jami. (Thank God, he’ll be out of here). Did I say that 2nd part out loud?

Pedro is on injured reserve but he’s not on the PUP list.

Hey Hank, if we’re not going to have any real sports action (other than Inma Dreams’ stirring takedown and one cheap goal with a mini puck) can we at least get back to Beth haunting Count Thorpula? You know, the Gilfather isn’t getting any younger and his supply of little blue pills won’t last forever.

So, does Keri not use they/them pronouns anymore?

Even Jami’s “ friend” wants to cold-cock him

P 3 (Pedro thought bubble): “…. Not…”

i enjoyed tickling your toes pedro next time ill bring lotion

theres a video paw patrol game or is it barbie ?

hey guys i see your mother is never home either ? yes jami she takes a lot of tennis lessons now

Is that what they call it these days? “Come to say hi/ I’ll call her later”

P4- “But first I’ll send her a pic of little Pedro, she likes that too!”

So Keri is in the car? That adds something to yesterday I guess.

Luke, Jr. about to give Jami a noogie. Or just bash him in the head. Even his friends pick on him! And speaking of picking, I’m hoping you’ll pick Mopped Up Thorp as the choice for your Thursday entertainment.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/12/21/jami-getting-suspicious/

Hurry up, Jami. Your bowling league is about to start.

Must’ve been a long time between P2 and P3 as Pedro grew a beard

P 2 kid thought bubble: “… shut up punk…”

jami wonders why he has to put on a blindfold to taste pedros spanish sausage and he cant bite or chew !!!!!!

gil waits in the car playing a foghat song i got my home in my hand and takes it another way

Jami: Don’t call her later…her name is Keri.

Goodness, what I’d give for Jami to be Fearless Freep in that Bugs Bunny episode, only he misses the tub of water and crashes through the plywood. His D & D days would be over, fer sure.