Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 13, 2023

Must have just realised she can still use her soon to be ex-husband’s credit card.

If she can afford it then why not.

Me too, want to sell me some?

Free delivery on orders over $100!

About 6 in 10 of Americans believe money can buy happiness, according to a new poll from financial services firm Empower.

It was all very the news recently

She’s changing careers from selling to buying “Happiness”.

As Carrie Fisher said, ‘the problem with instant gratification is it takes too long.’

and it was 25% off at the holiday sale…

Happiness for her is being able to buy anything she wants…with someone else’s money! And all it takes is a few minutes lying on her back (or her belly, if that’s his thing).

Those boxes of happiness are pretty long. I’d say she’s buying quite a bit of happiness. Don’t forget the batteries.

Nothing like xmas time to shop at adult stores and have purchase gift wrapped to make it look like the items are gifts for others :p

It might be cheaper to just rent it.

Happiness is buying a new dress. Real happiness is when your fella likes how you look in the new dress. True happiness is your fella liking you, especially when you’re out of the dress ;)

Maybe, but as the Beatles sang, Money Can’t Buy You Love.

She doesn’t look at all like Gertrude Stein.

She shopped til she dropped…into her lovers arms that night! He’ll never know how she likes to spend money! She hides her purchases in the trunk….

And now rechargeable so you can save money on batteries.

Just be sure to check the expiration date.

Probably out of my price range (if I was in the market but not).

I didn’t know Lovers Lane did gift wrapping.

“Uh…I had them wrapped here, Mr. Store Security. They’re not empty boxes with spring loaded bottoms. What? No wrapping service here…? Gimme a sec…”

‘Hoping it doesn’t accidentally turn on in the box if jostled under the tree.

Tiffany has an epiphany.

I don’t know if you CAN buy happiness, but some people can at least rent it.

Happiness is free; it’s the finding that’s hard.

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can make misery considerably more comfortable.

Actually, many claim you can’t, but it can certainly make your unhappiness much more pleasant.

That’s definitely the message being sold! Good one,John!

… and they are called “gigolos”.

Uh no you can’t.

…especially now that I was able to purchase my very own Ultra Pleasure XL5000 B.O.B. in gold tone!

In some cases it does……..

Naah, you can’t buy happiness. But you can certainly rent it :-D

mine comes in the form of a 1969 Camaro!

What’s in the blue box????