Garfield by Jim Davis for January 26, 2024

Not true, Garfield. You made Arlene smile a number of times.

Yeah Garfield what do you DO?? Sleep, eat, dread Mondays, dread seeing Nermal, kick Odie, steal Jon’s food, sleep, eat…

Arlene is right, he never moved position…..

Well he do eats a lot.

I have been around enough cats to know he is doing a lot by not beating the heck outta her. Male cats are like Jon Jones x2

You made her smile a lot Garfield.

Every prank that Garfield does daily are not hypothetical according to Jon.

Not nice, Garfield… now go back to your litter box.

He does things… metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically.

I was going to say. What has he actually done?

Arlene looks genuinely perplexed!

Garfield already did stuff that’s good enough for Arlene

I don’t know if Arlene knows about hypotheticals, Garfield…

“Doing nothing is not having to say I’m sorry.”

Hypothetically doing something is not the same as actually doing something, Garfield.

“NOTHING I DO IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!”

(imagines a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)

NOTHING I DID WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!

“I MEAN HYPOTHETICALLY”

(imagines a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)

I WAS BEING HYPOTHETICAL

Arlene could do so much better then Garfield.

:O Garfield …. DID something!?!?!?!?!?

When you know you cannot possibly win, there’s no reason to try.

(I might win a beauty contest…..if only I would try.)

She acts like she is surprised he actually did something. I would be too.

Garfield only does things for himself