Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 26, 2023

All other days are like Christmas Eve for cats.

Boxing day is feline heaven.

Them cats. They is just loves boxes.

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What is favourite sports of cats?

Boxing.

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What is favourite day of cats?

Boxing day.

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What is favourite clothing of cats?

Boxers.

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What is mineral ore from which Al sorta boxes is made of?

Boxite.

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What is parasite that cat get from box?

Boxoplasma

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Ancient astrocat theorists suggest that cats is ancient aliens who arrives on this planet in box shaped UFOs.

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Okay, okay, me is stop now. You may removes your boxing gloves.

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Okay, here a bonus Catmas pun :

It is always Meowy Kissmas under mewstletoes. Ho ho ho.

Boxing Day is where not only Schrödinger’s cat feels like (maybe) in heaven…

My cat Turbo is a box sculptor. He chews them into strange shapes.

My cats are happy, I have a few boxes hanging around.

Apparently, even the big cats do this (see Big Cat Rescue videos on Utube).

Must be some type of Canudian Frolic.

Absolutely priceless! Love it! Thanks for a really good laugh. Merry Christmas to you also, Mr Parisi.

“It’s the most wonderful day of the year… " (for a cat)