Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 29, 2023

Barbara Eden didn’t have a belly button.

Keep her for yourself!

Gary, enjoy the re-gift!!!

Leopold didn’t deserve her.

I always chose Jeannie instead of Samantha. What’s not to like about a beautiful young girl with superpowers who calls you “Master”, and isn’t saying it sarcastically?

Gary can keep her for himself.

An overweight vampire and a green gremlin for a henchman I can buy, but a genie in a bottle is over the top.

Just kidding. On a more serious note, I hope the skull mug gives Leo the full 360 eyeroll for his decision.

Leo might have seen her if she wasn’t such a slow jinn.

It is what’s inside that counts.

Barbara Eden was a retro-genie. All of the modern ones are blue.

I’ll take it/her, if he really doesn’t want it/her……

Probably for the best; Leopold has enough creatures to torture. No doubt Gary will just return it to the Genie Store, as he wouldn’t know what to do with it.

Leopold’s loss (a rare thing!) is Gary’s gain, if Gary will only keep the “decorative bottle” and its even more decorative content….

Slavery.

It was interesting that Tony Nelson nearly instantly freed Jeannie once he realized she was a slave but she refused to be freed, continuing to call him Master.

This brings up the thought that slavery is involuntary servitude and that NOBODY could force her to do anything she was unwilling to do. It was dangerous to even try.