Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 29, 2023

Keri is going to spend New Year’s Eve with which family? (And she’s probably skipping the party to avoid encountering Pedro.)

The role of Keri was played today by Jamie Lee Curtis.

A Little Orphan Annie phone?!? This strip gets weirder by the day, and not in a good way.

P2: Is the bear talking about spending NYE with his Ursa family? Hey Boo Boo, 2024 pick-a-nick baskets!

Mel bought the keg and spinning the 70’s metal tunes for ToBe’s New Year’s Eve party! Cool mom!

Who’s the smart guy gonna be next to Dorothy Wolfe for the New Year’s kiss?

“I’m going to spend New Year’s Eve with the family this year?” What family? A robotic father, dweeb brother and two mommies? Or, my baby daddy family with his psychotic father, twerp brother and hot momma?

I had a folding hamburger phone.

Keri has two options- still playing the field with that answer.

Who ARE these people?

Hush, Hush, I thought I heard them calling my name. Hush, Hush, they broke my heart but I love them just the same

With those people standing ominously in the street, I thought for a second the Purge had finally come to Milford.

It’s awesome that after all these years the kids finally invited me to one of their parties. I even switched to all white for the occasion!

P 4: “… ok, thunder thighs…”

Keri says, I’ve got better things to do than go to your lame party. Like sliding down this bannister for example. Wheeee! And speaking of wheeee, we should all be going to Mopped Up Thorp right about now.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/12/29/game-night/

P1: Is that Jami and Leo holding hands?

I can’t tell anybody apart, every character looks the same..

P1- You can’t miss it, the beige house with some notes on the front.

all the cool kids have a crankshaft phone

maybe gil will get drunk and discipline with a hot wheels track

keri doesnt wanna go to the party because there not bobbing for apples

I would rather go to and read, classic Gil Thorp comic strips. At least they’re very interesting. I like reading the storyline of a player who had a bad attitude. He wanted to go to Nyton U. But was rejected. He blamed Coach Thorp and decided to quit baseball in his senior year.

In all reality, P3 you’re talking out of your A$$

I have absolutely no idea what any of the main story threads are. Could someone please help me figure out who I’m supposed to care about and why?

Why’s Keri’s voice coming out of the speaker?

Wait, there’s a New Year’s Eve party nearby? What’s the address? My invitation must have gotten lost in the mail.