Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 02, 2024

Funny way to treat a roommate.

And she’ll put him in his place.

Good one, Dave! [Gotta tell you, though, that I actually backed off a not-too-bright but belligerent drunk once with that line. What do They say about great minds?]

Arrange for a new date.

Make up sex is the best.

Nothing to be proud of, Dearie.

No matter what path you take, you are going to trip over the dog.

She’s about to rearrange your face.

I’m required by law to inform you that I took Kung Fu at summer camp when I was 12, and I remember a good deal of it!!

Hiiiiiiii-yaaaaah! She’ll end up a blooming idiot if she misses….

Hit him with the rocks, then finish him off with the plant.

that’s not a thing.

Neat!

Just grab the rocks, Grasshopper!

This made me think of the movie Red when Bruce Willis broke into her apt and she began throwing things at him. Love that movie!

He’ll never know what flowed him.

Jump him, Ralph!!!!!!!!!! :)

Chi can take care of herself.

This made me think of the movie They Call Me Bruce starring Johnny Yune.

i’m smiling at the idea of trying to preempt replies with a warning. and, since there don’t appear to have been any replies it seems to have worked, but i’m now dying with curiosity. what “inane reply” prompted the preempt? and what dire fate might await someone who dared to venture a “helpful” reply? the suspense might kill me… ☺