WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for January 04, 2024

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    allen@home  10 months ago

    Slowly put the candy bar down dude.

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    gammaguy  10 months ago

    “…a somewhat ruthless dietitian.”

    Yep. No Ruth allowed. Even Baby Ruth candy bars are forbidden.

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    Dobber Premium Member 10 months ago

    You can hide but you cannot run.

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    SquidGamerGal  10 months ago

    Yeah… In real life, snipers do NOT use laser pointers!

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    paulprobujr  10 months ago

    Wouldn’t the red dot be on the candy bar instead?

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    “I’ve got the feeling somebody’s watching me!”

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    We has seen the enemy  10 months ago

    Death is an easy way to lose all that weight

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    NRHAWK Premium Member 10 months ago

    It looks like Quitters Inc. is still in business. Short story by Stephen King and made into an episode on Rod Serling’s Night Shift TV show. It is one of my favorites.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 10 months ago

    Sadly, the results of you insisting in a guarantee.

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    One false move and…….

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    mistercatworks  10 months ago

    See, the really important point about laser targeting is that you cannot see the dot on your own forehead. So, this is more of a way to die than to diet.

    Frankly, I don’t know any way to handle this gag that makes sense. :)

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    grunk1  10 months ago

    this would be even more effective if he had a cat…

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    wildlandwaters  10 months ago

    Step…away…from…the…candy…bar….

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