Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 07, 2024

What, with your writing skills?…..

Cannibalism, I know buzzards don’t eat their own, that I’ve seen.

The Pulitzers are rigged, anyway.

wouldn’t that be cannibalism?

ba dum tss

Here’s my finger, pull it.

Don’t eat that. You’ll chicken out.

Hey if Obama can get one the bar is set pretty low.

Pullet Prize for best cooked eggs goes to…

It’s Scrabbled Eggs…

Good pun.

If they ever have a Pulitzer for posting mendacious comments to the internet, Ronald Rump may just win it.

That was almost a PBS level pun setup.

Pullet, my finger.

The Surprise happens if you find any Chicken in the Pullet Surprise.

Spelling it is the only real challenge.

Pulit’ze !

Well, for the “Pullet Surprise”, at least the pullet was surprised.

Very punny