Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 05, 2024

Totally agree, you said a great truth!

Good thing he doesn’t live in California, New York, or New Jersey.

Don’t give them any more ideas.

SHHHHHH keep it low!!!

I hope it doesn’t collapse. Well, not with him inside anyway.

Don’t give the King any ideas.

Try that in California.

Taxes are theft.

The Wizard misheard the campaign promise about snow new taxes.

Keep an eye out for the iceland revenue…. (pun intended™)….

Amen Wiz.

Better hope it melts before the assessors show up.

Cue ‘Taxman’, written by George Harrison.

Death and Taxes for sure!!

To quote a former U.S. president, You didn’t build that

And here comes another idea for Biden and his band of morons.

See, Wiz…that’s a snow fort, as opposed to your snow bunker from yesterday!

………YET!!!!!!!!

Don’t let the king know about it, or it will be taxed.

That’ll work until somebody gets the idea of taxing non-permanent improvements to property.

And the Huns only attack in good weather.

TAXES PAY FOR THE MILITARY, THE ROADS, THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, POLICE DEPARTMENT. ALL REQUIRED TO HAVE A FUNCTIONING SOCIETY. There, I said it.

Use your magic to make the king think the taxes are paid.

yet

SHHHHH! Don’t let the King hear you!

“Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society.”

—Oliver Wendell Holmes.

What’s with HER chicken feet?

Well THANK YOU very much Msrrs Parker and Hart! You just gave Illinois and California governors another idea! :-(

Even so the land it’s built on is taxed (property)long after your house is paid. “Mandatory charity” my foot, big govt

Did you get a permit? Did you do an environmental impact study? Did you have it inspected? Nothing is free. You have to pay off every one of those dudes.

Taxes are necessary to pay for government. But do we want government if all they do is increase taxes??

Can’t believe he said that out loud. Now they will find a way.

But his assets will be liquidated in a couple of months.

Amen, brother. Amen.

Halt! Your fortress doesn’t meet code. Once it does, then it will be taxed, to pay for the inspectors.

Not for long…

Trying to get a free ride from society is theft. The very rich are organized crime.

Dont give them any ideas.