Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 03, 2024

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    1soni Premium Member 12 months ago

    I tried doing this once in the military (the 70’s) and was ORDERED to stop.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation.

    I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    You know what they say about the food at meditation centers?

    It may not take up all your stomach but it will always keep your mind full.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    After teaching a wolf meditation

    It became aware wolf.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    What do you call the art of Freezer meditation?

    Fro-zen!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    What does the electrician say when he meditates?

    Oooohm!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    Waldo should meditate more.

    Maybe then he could find himself.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    My meditative friend just got hired as a stewardess for United Airlines…

    She’s now on a higher plane of existence!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    What do you call a meditating bear?

    Yogi

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    A monk sits at the peak of a hill that overlooks where the grassy Earth meets a river, the river flows with a breeze, and the breeze explores a mountain range, and the mountains neighbor the sky, and the sky conceals the entire universe, hiding the unknown in plain sight. The monk exhales “Ooooomm”. He repeats this until a noise, very faint, breaks his chant.

    “moo.”

    The monk stops for a moment but, without changing his position, dismisses it. “Ooooooommm.” He begins again.

    He’s interrupted again, “moooo.”

    The monk turns to find a cow looking up at him from the bottom of the hill. “Kind cow,” the monk says, “please do not interrupt my meditation.”

    The cow stares blankly back at the monk. The monk sighs and continues.

    “Oooooommmm-”

    Even louder, “Mmmooooooooo.”

    “Dear cow, I must reach enlightenment. Please, refrain from making your cow noises or find another hill.”

    The monk continues again, “Oooooooommmm-”

    “MMMmmoooooooooooO!” The cow exclaims.

    The monk stands up angrily, “Cow! Why must you interrupt my chanting?”

    The cow replies, “Because you’re saying it backwards!”

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    Gandalf  12 months ago

    He’s mind travelling.

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    markkahler52  12 months ago

    But what he’d really like to do is mediate!

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  12 months ago

    I wandered long on dark roads of which i will not speak…naked i was sent back for a time to complete my…sentence.

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    rockyridge1977  12 months ago

    Free spirit!!!!!

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    rshive  12 months ago

    Time flies when you’re having fun.

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    airbrushingsunshine  12 months ago

    D’Oh!

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    jagedlo  12 months ago

    “Adventures of a wandering mind” by Spook…

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    geese28  12 months ago

    “Next time you mind leaves, tell it to bring back some pizza.” -Balrog SF the movie

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    Goat from PBS  12 months ago

    He’s using the force.

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    Martin Booda  12 months ago

    Wizard of Id and Get Fuzzy group meditation.

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    T...  12 months ago

    Deja Vu…

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    Doug K  12 months ago

    It is possible to find peace even in a dire situation.

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    Norris66  12 months ago

    Meanwhile over at the Psych Ward they’re not all there.

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    PaulLeckner  12 months ago

    I try to get 8 hours of sleep each day. I make my bed as comfortable as possible. At least 1/3 of my day is at maximum comfort.

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