Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 02, 2024

Noble goals were they not stolen from ME!!

The first two is what make you achieve the third one fatso.

I’m with Gary on this one. It’s good to have goals but let’s not overdo it.

Sounds like a plan…

They’re just making idle chat.

I guess it doesn’t matter what you look like when you can’t see yourself in the mirror. Good thing he has Leopold around for all that positive feedback.

You’re a hopeless loser, Gary. You’ve got to start drinking blood again!