Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 04, 2024

SUPER BARFF

Call dibs, you two.

Yes but one wants to play with it while the other wants to eat it. Still not exactly the same.

A psychopath and a psychopath in training

Leo will eat it, and you will want to frame it. There’s another of your many differences, Bea.

In Gary’s neighborhood, roadkill means it was stepped on by the 50 foot woman.

Awwww, they’re bonding.

There you go, common interest!

Gary seems to be the least scary resident of that neighborhood.

Ew ew ew

Squirrel!

See “The Far Side”- 1/1/1990.

Give up, Leopold. You-plus-Beatrice is Fate and cannot be avoided! Don’t strain yourself trying in vain; let it be….