Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 09, 2024

well Poncho, the truth hurts

Reminds me of the “Spookyvision” episode of SOUTH PARK where the Evil Cartman was friendlier than the real one…

“Who you callin’ scruffy-looking!”

Maybe Poncho will be accepted in the other dimension. He should just go through the rip in spacetime that appeared in the Cafe

Exactly. Let this nice Poncho be introduced to fish.

Poncho … It is … What it is ;-)

I remember meeting my evil twin. Ended up being really nice.

I don’t have an evil twin brother. I have an evil twin cousin, named Zippy.

So, other than confirming that Poncho is not quick-witted, which of those other good things did he just object to being told he lacks? Probably that he doesn’t have extremely pleasant breath?

My “evil twin” did it.

Bizarro Poncho

“…and quick-witted…”

I’m in, can you point me to the alt-cat department, one that doesn’t spray?

Quick! Throw Evil-Poncho into the rift!

Watch out! It’s called love bombing. A ruse to lure unsuspecting people into being a target for gaslighting. Surprise twist!

Well, that long pause just proved the quick-witted point!