Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 05, 2024

Says squelch

Then there’s the cop who’s been trying to track him down for ages: Flatfoot.

Well, he has many businesses up in Oregon named after him, so he’s doing quite well!!

Babe, you’ve heard the saying, “Big feet, big …”?

Back to the woods, Tiger!!

Down the hatch, Fatfoot, you’re the only one who isn’t drinking!

Singing: “Mr. Bigfoot, (Bigfoot), who do you think you are? Mr. Bigfoot, (Bigfoot), you’re never gonna get my love…”

Big foot, small brain.

Last time I saw him Lee Majors was kicking his rear!

You are certainly one of a kind.

And Yeti still didn’t get her number.

She’s about to saSQUASH his feet in about 2 mins

He’ll have his sass squatched in about two seconds.

They’ll be calling you Lefty if you don’t move the hand.

She thinks he’s abominable.

A few more beers and he’ll be a Sousesquatch.

You’re much more attractive when you’re hiding.

…more like bigmouth…

she’s thinking get your grubby paw off me you big, hairy apeman

That can’t be Bigfoot, he’s in focus.