Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 03, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 12 months ago

    That’s the new power couple on the bench: Rhinostrich.

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    seanfear  12 months ago

    yeah and the new born baby is called Ziraffe

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    Zykoic  12 months ago

    Children are Zeraffes.

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    markkahler52  12 months ago

    A giraffe and a zebra? That’s quite a stretch…

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    dbrucepm  12 months ago

    the zebra likes necking

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    Prawnclaw  12 months ago

    Weird.

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    ladykat  12 months ago

    Chuckle.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 12 months ago

    And here comes the Miscegenation comments in 3…………………..2…………………1

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    uniquename  12 months ago

    There’s truth in this. Being a very short guy, I noticed that short women tend to prefer much taller men.

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    geese28  12 months ago

    Waaaay up

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 12 months ago

    There were not many chaperones on Noah’s ark and things got mighty friendly after 150 days.

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    basspro  12 months ago

    Giraffe must be the male so that the Zebra can get her licks in, also because Zeee-bra is too tight.

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    amaneaux  12 months ago

    What was Zebra’s pickup line? “Hey! Down here!”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    Things are looking up for zebra.

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    Ukko wilko  12 months ago

    Gee, not just gender, but species indeterminate.

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