Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for February 25, 2024

I think someone conched him on the head.

Surf’s down.

Next up: Selling refrigerators to Eskimos.

I’m amazed Hawthorne was not the one to sell it to him.

Cut the tip off the closed end. Round and sand the edges smooth. Pucker up and blow into it like it was a trumpet. You now have a horn to make your own sounds. Enjoy!

I think that only works for when you’re above the water.

Hawthorne crossed over to today’s B.C.

Few people know it but, if you hold the small end of a traffic cone to your ear, you can hear the traffic. :)

He might have thought that it was the other kind of Magic Shell

I believe I heard on NatGeo, that if you find a conch shell on the beach, not to put it up to your ear before checking to make sure there is no creature inside. It could stab you in the ear.

Guess he can’t get regular cable with that thing

This sounds like there is someone else in the lagoon besides Hawthorne who runs scam stuff.

The Mighty Kahuna may have to change Sherman to a human being, first.