Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 04, 2024

The bread had best be perfectly symmetrical or Poirot won’t eat it.

Aaaaaannnnd of course she’s also known for her detectives Hercule PIE-rot and Ms. MARBLE-cake.;D

Something on the menu ought to cost Tuppence.

Agatha Crusty makes me think she got a skin disorder from Rex Stout. The bot won’t let me tell you why, but if you read his books, he has a certain way of writing that someone suddenly said something.

Bagel on the Orient Express.

These need coffee. I’ll have the Orient Espresso.

DeCaf on the Nile

The Mousse Trap

And Then There Was Naan.

she looks like she could be sister to seventh Dr. Who :p

now as to ms. christie – i read every book she wrote when i was a kid…poirot favorite, but marple, tommy & tuppence, pyne, lemon, all were great…and hey here’s one for you — when she was in her 20’s ms. christie took up surfing…yep, surfing

I’ll take a dozen puns to go!

Shouldn’t it be “The Mirror Cracked Corn (and I don’t care)”??

Love it! Good one!

she’s looking for five little pigs in a blanket…