Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 13, 2024

“Digital dystopia.”

He’s calling it in…..

AND, he’s working from home!!!

I stopped the phone alarm. I’m retired.

Just don’t call in the morning

and GET OFF MY LAWN!

LOL! I set up my mobile clock with a rooster alarm (it is the only ring tone I realy hear when I am deeply asleep) and I love that our neighbor got a new rooster for his hens. I missed the what is it called in Engl.? cock-a-doodle? I stick to “kikerikieee” :-)

Yeah. You shoulda given phone to Orson instead of Roy. But noooooo. You no listen to mee.

The rooster is also using a translation program.

Are you kidding you have just become a millionaire.

I stopped setting my alarm years ago when I retired, but my body clock still wakes me early. This morning it was 4:30, but after 20 minutes awake, I rolled over and went back to sleep, waking up again at 6:15 to actually get up.

It hadn’t dawned on him ’til now.

Sounds like a millennial, like.

Beak friendly smartphone.