Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for February 04, 2024

Bite her Argos!!

Alternate title: “Oh Dysseus!”

Beats what happened to Agamemnon. "Agamemnon was killed upon his return from Troy by Clytemnestra, or in an older version of the story, by Clytemnestra’s lover Aegisthus. "

“Also, you’re late! You said you’d only be gone for II or III hours, until about VIII o’clock. It’s been almost XX years!”

She’s introduced weapons into your relationship, dude. Now you can run her through and be at peace.

Oh well, at least Odysseus had some quality time with Circe.

Odysseus was so eager to get home to Penelope that he lived with Circe for a year.

…and he didn’t get the economy pack of Super Tampax while he was out.

The last panel was repurposed from “Marital Mirth.”

About the same time we read this in high school I was in a very long, almost 10 years, relationship with a girl named Penelope.

So Queen Penelope got rid of the suiters by whacking them with a rolling pin? And what of Telemachus?