Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 23, 2024

Nobody is looking out for these kids’ interests.

“Sounds like a plan” in the same sense that Trump “sounds like a sentient being” when he opens his pie hole

They’re still idiots, nothing has changed!!!

Same old same old

When will those two hucksters be arrested, already??

Actually, a friend of mine did this. Built up a company, got bought out for 7 figures plus change, went to work fo the new company where his old company was the only profitable part, then after his 2 year contract was up founded a new company to compete with the old one. By a back of an envelope calculation he takes a week off to go on holiday every 3.2 weeks. Must be working.

…. too bad they’ll fail to consider the 2 year ‘no-compete’ clause and end up getting sued and lose THAT to Mike as well… oops!

Have fun, boys.

$5,000 ($9,000 2024) for nothing is a good deal; they have nothing, even the idea of of buying inventory from distressed businesses is not original.

This kind of s**t did really take place back then. Now, it’s hilarious.

These guys are the “Lenny and Squiggy” of corporate finance. :)

Some fellow kept building refineries. John David Rockefeller kept buying them. Folks thought he was avoiding competition. The other fellow just enjoyed taking the money from the sale of the last to build the newer and better one.

Throw in a year’s supply of M&M’s and it’s a deal

Isn’t capitalism fun?

Doesn’t Jeff know that Mike was married to his half sister and is his niece’s father?

Sounds like financial ruin.