Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 27, 2024

And now Mike admits he screwed over Jeff and Zipper.

To Redfern & Harris: Mike will gladly pay you Tuesday for your start-up today.

William Shatner’s available!

It’s not my first rodeo, you should get a reverse mortgage so we can kick you out and get a cheap property. I trust this company, my BIG paycheck cleared. I also got a couple of houses as a bonus!! I grit my teeth every time I see a certain greedy celebrity commercial.

Mike Liddell might be available.

MY comment: for days, people have been talking about evil/greedy Mike and the clueless, entitled, equally greedy Jeff & Zipper. What y’all are forgetting is one of the most fundamental realities of life: “No matter how disgusting, illegal, immoral, or exploitative something is – if there’s MONEY in it, SOMEbody’s going to do it.”

You also need funding.

Which celebrity did you have in mind?

I see a role for Boopsie coming

Always with the negative comment

So they have some one on their staff who knows about selling dog food, microwaves and vacuum cleaners on the grey market? There is a reason all the small .coms went out of business they could never undersell the big box stores/Amazon, after paying higher wholesale/warehouse/shipping. Who would want to do business with a business with a predatory name like myVulture?

Anyone recall all those crypto ads during the last couple of super bowls?

Admit nothing. From here on in! Lol

Good, he’s going to try to get someone from the Actors’ Equity Association. :)

So, did he pay $5000 or $500?

Private equity firms have been doing this forever and not just with leftover inventory.

Is that a search light in the last panel?

Was almost nothing $5000 or $500?

Not at all. They had no clue how to develop their idea. They’d have never made more than what they received.

Mike vulturized the very concept of myVULTURE.

Use the GORILLA GLUE animal. He’ll work for meal money