Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for February 04, 2024

You could knock Slim over with a feather and that is not usually easy to do but then Frank is a most ‘stunning’ person.

Glad to see (and hear) Frank again.

Apparently, Skeezix never warned his SIL about that obnoxious man.

I can buy stamps at the Hallmark store.

The Frank Nelson lookalike has clones at the post office now? REALLY????

“Return to sender, address unknown…”

To be fair, Slim, that was a stupid question…

Well, if you ask a stupid question…..

frank nelson was a cool dude…when i was 12 i made my parents take me to see jack benny live and his whole tv show cast was with him, including frank….and mel blanc…i saw bugs bunny live

Rudeness vs stupidity.

Open a can of pest repellant and see which one leaves first.

Well, he asked an idiotic question. Maybe that guy is just sick of stupidity.

I once attempted to buy stamps from the machine at the post office, to not wait in line at the counter. Nothing came out of the machine, so I had to go to the counter to get a refund. The worker told me that the machines weren’t theirs and gave me a form to fill out and send to the owners of the machine to get my money back. It took weeks. Never, ever again.

Good one, the ole Jack Benny salesman problem!

Perhaps the most appropriate place for Frank Nelson to work. Except maybe at the DMV.

The gag is that he seems to be EVERY salesclerk in town…he pops up automatically,like a Genie