In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 25, 2024

Pick it up, take four steps, and get called for travelling.

“You’re not holding it right.”

You’re not drooling enough.

The ball’s the wrong weight.

He needs to “dribble” this ball down the lane.

He should go on strike.

“Can you dribble?” “No, but I can drool a bit.”

And he shoots, from downtown.

Must be a Piston

Wrong ball. You use those to drink shots from the holes.

That’s not one of the old rubber ones.

Who recruited this nut job?

Hmm drop it on your foot so you can snap out of it

Only Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

He missed the previous edition. “What to Dribble.”

There’s another book he should read first, called ‘When to Dribble’.

Obviously, you are not a golfer.

Well no wonder you’re having problems…you’re not wearing bowling shoes!