Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 18, 2024

The analog form is called a mirror.

Set the wrinkle remover filter to 15.

One day in class, students and I were ‘doing the dozens’. They called me fat [crumb shelf], old [in my 50’s], bow-legged [parenthetical expression] and bald [play area for mosquitoes].

I responded. ‘One morning, about 30 years or so from now, you are going to look in the mirror and be shocked to see the elderly relative you look most like right now. You also will see my face over your shoulder and I’ll be laughing.’

That was in the 1980’s and I’m still laughing.

I am 64, I look 45. My younger brother looks way older than me as well as my older sis. No wrinkles showing yet. Gray hair…..what is left of it yes…..

When 800 years old you get, as good looking you will not be.

It’s tough getting the punctuation correct on Yoda’s sentences.

I’m amazed that I don’t look older on my photos.

Hah, I am counting Dog-Years. Seems I look fine for being over 500 DYs.

I’ve had many people telling me I do not look 71. I always wonder what they want from me.

Nothing wrong with being old.

The camera adds 10,000 pixels.

grrrrr

Very good gag, love it.

He’s a dead man. Assuming he’s right, that she’s using the camera, he’s saying he thinks she’s old. If it really is an app and he’s just kidding her, he’s saying he thinks she’s old. Lose-lose.