Or, send them to Calgary, Canada. Last week with the cold snap, it was both -35C (-31F) in Calgary and -35C on the surface of Mars at the same time…! Logistically, much easier…
I wouldn’t mind spending my remaining years in a low gravity environment with enriched oxygen, but I would still need the same internet and pizza services.
And build a BLOODY GINOURMOUS wall to make sure they don’t come back. Reserved places for cancellers, all idiotic political radicals, professional offendees and those especially stupid individuals who try to change history by ignoring it and trying get rid of all things they think aren’t “nice”.
Superfrog 9 months ago
You can sell red caps that say “Make Mars Waybetter”.
Aussie65 9 months ago
Invite them all onto the ‘B Ark’
JudasPeckerwood 9 months ago
It’s a “Musk See” destination.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 9 months ago
A one way ticket for Trump. I’ll donate!!!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 9 months ago
Apocryphally worked for Greenland.
The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago
Somebody has been reading The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 9 months ago
Should probably redefine what counts as “luxury accommodations”, while you’re at it.
Doug K 9 months ago
Maybe they won’t notice or care that the air there is mostly carbon dioxide and way way to thin to survive without a pressurized suit.
dziner88 9 months ago
Or, send them to Calgary, Canada. Last week with the cold snap, it was both -35C (-31F) in Calgary and -35C on the surface of Mars at the same time…! Logistically, much easier…
Mainesailah Premium Member 9 months ago
If they put a third lens on it, folks will stand in line to buy anything.
Totalloser Premium Member 9 months ago
we could send the MAGA Red Hats there so they can have their own country
news 9 months ago
Rename it “MAGA” and all the MAGAts will move there.
charles9156 9 months ago
didn’t they already try that iceland greenland ?
oish 9 months ago
My idea is more waybetter than yours!
Michael Helwig 9 months ago
Make Mars Great Again.
ComicLover2 Premium Member 9 months ago
It worked for the Vikings and Greenland.
mpearl 9 months ago
hopefully, this cartoonist will take his own advice…..
wellis1947 Premium Member 9 months ago
Cyril M. Kornbluth, in his 1951 novel, “The Marching Morons”, developed this whole scenario in much greater detail …
xaingo 9 months ago
Is this a preview of For All Mankind season 5?
Ishka Bibel 9 months ago
We cannot get a successful moon launch.
byword84646 9 months ago
Have DJT lead the way.
aikidoshi 9 months ago
I wouldn’t mind spending my remaining years in a low gravity environment with enriched oxygen, but I would still need the same internet and pizza services.
ars731 9 months ago
Go on…
aussie399 Premium Member 6 months ago
And build a BLOODY GINOURMOUS wall to make sure they don’t come back. Reserved places for cancellers, all idiotic political radicals, professional offendees and those especially stupid individuals who try to change history by ignoring it and trying get rid of all things they think aren’t “nice”.