Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 11, 2024

Think of it this way Chazz. The ballet is better than opera. Anything is better than opera!

Chazz you can watch a sports game on your phone while Carmen watches the ballet ;-)

The trainer becomes the trained.

That’s it! Wear him down till he can’t stand it anymore…..☺️☺️☺️

She could make him an offer he couldn’t refuse.

Money see, monkey do. Poncho is an example but not necessarily exemplary.

My moocher’s name is Mooch and he resembles Mooch from Mutts

He should counter-mooch.

I love the knuckle-crack.

Go to the ballet by yourself, the hell with family values!

Try dancing and leaping through the room with just a pair of her pantyhose on.

I tried that with the donut shop: Please let me lick the frosting bowls, please! (Didn’t work)

In the case of ballet, they should just hire taller girls instead of making them dance on their toes. :-P

I go to the ballet and opera by myself all the time. Best. Company. Ever.

Mooch Cafe

Frankly, most of the time all my wife has to do is ask. There’s rarely been something I objected to.