La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 19, 2024

It just might beat feathers growing out of one’s head.

What’s the definition of civilization here? There are different definitions of civilization. (Which may, or may not relate to the etymology of the word, in case there are any who believe in the etymological fallacy that the first meaning is the “real” meaning.) If you have tamales you’re civilized and if you don’t you’re not?

Hey, it’s better than being wrapped in banana leaves. That “green” taste just doesn’t seem right.

Because you don’t have cast iron or titanium-ceramic coated aluminum.

10,000 years can’t be correct, my xtian neighbors insist the Earth is only 4,000 years old.

They are durable, recyclable and fit (if you are shaped like an ear of corn).

Tradition, being held hostage by eons of dead people.

They add to the flavor! It’s not the same if they aren’t steamed in cornhusk.

Ya gotta get ‘em from South Chicago, around 115th and Torrance; where the steel mills used to be. My relatives always had them when we went over there. And we always brought plenty home with us.