Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for January 20, 2024

Some make a living on “premeditated” falls and slips.

No hair gels or laser caps for me. And I fired the barber.

ED is also a great money-maker!

Slip and fall are number one.

Number 4 – Hypochondriacs watching endless pharmaceutical commercials.

Number 5 – ED treatments

I dunno. I have both and it hasn’t been profitable for me.

I fell for both!!!

Only for the ambulance chasers…

I have both. Please tell me how to profit from them.

And those little blue pills fall in where in line?