Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 14, 2024

Too many “hookah” parties.

That’s how I feel some mornings!!!

EWOLFing from a terrific DOGmatic to an asthmatic…

Pigs, just give him some kibble, and he’ll go back to sleep.

I’ve seen a lot of restaurant signs with laughing pigs…

He’ll huff’er with his puffer.

How about just keeping it with “huffing and puffing”?

“I huff and I’ll puff and I’ll huff and I’ll puff … and I’ll huff and puff some more” … “until I can’t huff and puff (or breathe) any more.”

The pigs will have to go to sensitivity training classes for laughing at the elderly…

LOL! ☺️☺️☺️

Time to become a vegetarian.

Smoking all those years finally catching up..

The Wolf is probably a smoker

A smoker, eh?

Several investment groups dissuade investments in tobacco stocks because they are profitable but immoral.

“OK I can’t get you now… but you pigs keep off my lawn!”

Yeah, go back to your CPAP machine.

He was gonna blow but he COPD out.

all that smokin’ finally caught up with ’im!…(you can move back in to your straw and stick huts now)