Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 18, 2024

And they’re calling about the warranty on your chariot.

Holy Moses, mine too!

Check out the Mae West jackets. Hot.

Forty years of roaming phone charges.

Ignore them. You have everything you need.

Holy Moses met the Pharaoh

Yeah, he tried to set him straight

Looked him in the eye

“Let my people go!”

Holy Moses on the mountain

High above the golden calf

Went to get the Ten Commandments

Yeah, he’s just gonna break ’em in half!

All you zombies hide your faces

All you people in the street

All you sittin’ in high places

The pieces gonna fall on you

The 11th Plague on Egypt. Social Media

I see ads for stuff my wife looks at and she sees ads for things I look at on Amazon.

Hurry up Josephus don’t be the last one before water starts flowing.

Well, that’s one way to ignore the enormous walls of water about to crush you.

So that is why they kept wondering for 40 years. No one ever looked up to see where they were going.

And now you’re going to have to stop while everyone has to pee.

Impressive that people who were enslaved until today would have such luxuries.

And several ads for old Cincinnati Reds’ jerseys with the red “C”.

They’re using cell phones now. But after they reach Mount Sinai, Moses will bring them the tablets.

Of course if the geo-locator was sending altitude data as well it might feed them adds for PFDs…

That is about right.

Uh oh !

Merchandising vs Faith.

Did he part it on the left or right? No. It was the 70’s. Parted it down the middle.