Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 14, 2024

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    David_the_CAD  10 months ago

    Selfies have become the new method of thinning the herd.

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    Kaputnik  10 months ago

    Come to think of it, the original rhyme didn’t say why he had a great fall.

    And I don’t think it meant that he had a fantastic autumn.

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    STEPUP  10 months ago

    He couldn’t avoid falling, his yolk shifted and threw him off-balance!!!

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    Jayalexander  10 months ago

    Amazing how many of these I was taught as a kid and they were actually ancient news stories spread throughout the land.

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    Imagine  10 months ago

    Fortunately we can all watch it on the next FailArmy collection of videos on YouTube.

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    John Smith  10 months ago

    Someone is about to have egg on his face.

    It’s not going to be a pretty picture!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 10 months ago

    He cracked himself up!

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    Prawnclaw  10 months ago

    H/dumpty wasn’t an egg.

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    backyardcowboy  10 months ago

    More of a “Dump” selfie.

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    phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago

    Was he using a flip phone?

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    uniquename  10 months ago

    Just one more step back…

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    The Orange Mailman  10 months ago

    That’s not a belt; it’s a cravat.

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    jango  10 months ago

    Rock and roll!

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    ….and that, folks, is lesson to be learned! Leave the schtick at home!

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    raybarb44  10 months ago

    He most definitely is not alone……

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    perryed  10 months ago

    And all the kings’ horses and all the kings’ men couldn`t photoshop Humpty Dumpty together again.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    This is like his umpteenth selfie.

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    cactusbob333  10 months ago

    HumdyDumdy took a dumpty selfie.

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