Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 14, 2024

Selfies have become the new method of thinning the herd.

Come to think of it, the original rhyme didn’t say why he had a great fall.

And I don’t think it meant that he had a fantastic autumn.

He couldn’t avoid falling, his yolk shifted and threw him off-balance!!!

Amazing how many of these I was taught as a kid and they were actually ancient news stories spread throughout the land.

Fortunately we can all watch it on the next FailArmy collection of videos on YouTube.

Someone is about to have egg on his face.

It’s not going to be a pretty picture!

He cracked himself up!

H/dumpty wasn’t an egg.

More of a “Dump” selfie.

Was he using a flip phone?

Just one more step back…

That’s not a belt; it’s a cravat.

Rock and roll!

….and that, folks, is lesson to be learned! Leave the schtick at home!

He most definitely is not alone……

And all the kings’ horses and all the kings’ men couldn`t photoshop Humpty Dumpty together again.

This is like his umpteenth selfie.

HumdyDumdy took a dumpty selfie.