Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 30, 2024

…..and I’ll drink to that.

Especially if it’s imported!

Alcohol abuse!

I spill milk all the time, but not a drop of beer.

A beer spill is tragedy worth crying over!

You forgot to ask her to hold your beer!

And don’t forget about the shot Cosmo.

He’s channelling Andy Capp.

I wouldn’t cry over spilling either one; complain about my having made a mess to clean up, certainly.

I don’t care about beer, but don’t spill my Jack Daniels!

I’m just the opposite. I hate beer. But good milk, even buttermilk, is great. Although I doubt I’d cry over it.

I always cry over spilled beer.

I’ve never shed a tear for spilled beer. Whiskey is another matter.

Norm says Waaaahhhhh!!!

I’m pretty careful about not spilling my beer, so I don’t have to cry.

Someone spilled beer on my favorite suede shoes. I cried then, and it still makes me want to cry now, 50 years later! I really liked those shoes.

One thing milk and beer have in common is that they both are only good if they are ice-cold.

He’s 100% right.