Nice shiny floor, Mop. You’ve been working overtime lately taking care of the ice rink and wrestling mats. I hope the basketball court is not being neglected the same way the team is. They’re probably at least second or third in the valley by now.
“… our phones have been ringing nonstop….” My a$$ they have. Like enough people really A). Watched a girls wrestling match. B). Looked up Inma interview on the internet. C). Really cares enough about her opinion to waste even more time and drop a dime to granny-a$$ lookin Pearl.
Now you know what Grace Slick looks like as she’s gone on in years.
Oops, better not spawn any more plot ideas. Jefferson Airplane after the hockey match? Papa John Creach doing a motivational speech before the Valley Conference Wrestling meet? Oh my.
Klubble 8 months ago
Gil would speak his mind, if he had one.
Klubble 8 months ago
P1: Where did Doctor Whocares get that helmet?
That kid with Marfan 8 months ago
Now playing Dr. Pearl: Emo Philips.
Gil-doh! 8 months ago
New hairdo, new wardrobe, suggestive glance over the top of her glasses. Is Dr. Pearl hot for Gilbot 9000?
Gil-doh! 8 months ago
P4 “What. I. Don’t. Support. Is. Dooshbag. Marty. Moon. Bating. Her. During. An. Interview. About. Wrestling. Must. Crush. Kill. Destroy. Moon.”
bearwku82 8 months ago
P1- Gil is a tough son of a gun wearing short sleeves in the dead of Winter.
P2- After seeing Kelly Osborne on TV, Dr. Pearl wows the Keenagers at church with that new hairdo.
P3- First Gilfather pose of the new year looking up for guidance from the alien mothership.
Irish53 8 months ago
What’s this? Four days in a row of sort of the same story?
Irish53 8 months ago
P 4 (Gil): “…. It means less work for me…”
Chaze Premium Member 8 months ago
“Plus, she’s gotten a scholarship to Harvard.” “Yes, Gil, about that…..”
tractorguy99 8 months ago
I’ll call your lowering of the reading glasses strategy, and raise you with my Mt. Rushmore pose.
James St. John Smythe 8 months ago
That’s nothing; Just wait until the Pony Express starts dropping off the mail.
dadjo 8 months ago
Nice shiny floor, Mop. You’ve been working overtime lately taking care of the ice rink and wrestling mats. I hope the basketball court is not being neglected the same way the team is. They’re probably at least second or third in the valley by now.
Twainrdr 8 months ago
P-1: The NY Times tries to blame a poor HS girl for COVID?
P-2: Uh, um, you may have tinnitus.
P-3: Gil finally gets it. Now, he knows how to beat Central City.
Whigs: P-3 isn’t too bad for your first try drawing Jeffrey Epstein.
tcayer 8 months ago
So, abortion, transgender, polyamorous, is all OK, but wishing for a cease fire in a war is somehow controversial?
KazDojo 8 months ago
Marty Moon is fake news!
Irish53 8 months ago
“… our phones have been ringing nonstop….” My a$$ they have. Like enough people really A). Watched a girls wrestling match. B). Looked up Inma interview on the internet. C). Really cares enough about her opinion to waste even more time and drop a dime to granny-a$$ lookin Pearl.
lemonbaskt 8 months ago
nothing marty moon does goes viral
lemonbaskt 8 months ago
gil doesnt know thats not dr pearl its geddy lee and there on milford haha camera
lemonbaskt 8 months ago
i saw what it said on gils clipboard pickup hamburger helper for kids dinner and gumi worms for jami
Little Blue Bicycle 8 months ago
“Our phones have been ringing nonstop. Apparently we all need new car warranties. It will come out of your salaries.”
Mopman 8 months ago
I’m digging Dr. Pearl’s Darth Vadar helmet. And speaking of digging, you should be digging today’s Mopped Up Thorp right about now.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2024/01/24/not-programmed-for-that/
tomcervo 8 months ago
“The phones have been ringing non-stop: ‘Get a new writer!’”
crettawva 8 months ago
Cue… the Rush song… Fly By Night
A R V reader 8 months ago
Will this have anything to do with the coach getting beat up in the parking lot a while back?
tdrewhardin 8 months ago
Now you know what Grace Slick looks like as she’s gone on in years.
Oops, better not spawn any more plot ideas. Jefferson Airplane after the hockey match? Papa John Creach doing a motivational speech before the Valley Conference Wrestling meet? Oh my.