Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 24, 2024

Two out of three?

That’s your inner Trump speaking.

Does you smell what the rock is cooking?

Quit complaining Rock, you agreed to the rules when we started.

… and Lizard eats paper.

(From the advanced version… Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock)

rock on…

Just roll on outta here and stop gathering moss!

Throw hammer. Hammer beats all.

I always thought it was a dumb game.

Wow! I can’t see Rock. Wherever could he be? He must have retreated and so Paper wins.

How does paper win? Well … Where is rock? … “We can’t see you. Where are you, Rock?” Paper has him covered.

You keep on yelping, and I’ll wad that paper up and shove it down your throat. Then it will be “paper chokes rock”.

I have never understood this game.

he looks more like a cookie

Scissors decapitate Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

Interestingly similar argument made in this comic todayhttps://tapas.Io/episode/3076539

This is why you have to cover it COMPLETELY

Awwww come on! A few snips never hurt anyone….did it?

Rock breaks through paper, according to Earl (Fred Ward) in the movie Tremors.

Paper covers rock. Rock breaks scissors. Scissors cut paper. And bomb blows up everything!

Shouldn’t rock win since it’s more like a paperweight? If the paper covers rock, then wind could come along and just blow it off.