Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for February 18, 2024

My late Wife knew I could really “swear like a sailor” so when I was nailing loose shingles back down and swung and missed the nail head but not my thumb she was so surprised when all I said was ow!

I served in the Navy. Try not to swear like a sailor but it’s so $%@^&* HARD!!

Is it the words or the intent that counts?

I’ve had prescriptions for three of these drugs.

Boris Badinov had some good ones.

Just a slight reworking of one of them could be an Editorial on the result of his little project:

“NUFFIN DONE!” ㋛

A friend of mine has a coffee mug that reads, “You call them swear words, I call them sentence enhancers.”

We should all use the companies names as swear words. They’re glaxosmithkline robber-barons! The motherphizers!

Love it!! Thanks for the laugh!

Just put a little “Damidol” cream on it…

I think Roboxgasol is one of the ones I take….

I never heard my father swear at home but when I went with him to the metal shop were he worked he used “shop talk”.

At least he didn’t say “SHAVING CREAM” (Be nice and clean, shave every day, and you always look keen – as said in a popular Benny Bell song heard on the Dr. Demento radio show).