The goldfish is hoping that the person who gets the cat and the person who gets the goldfish are not the same person.
I had salt water fish that lived for over 20 years, never had a fresh water fish survive the night! Don’t tell me the secret, I want no more fish!
That’s a hard fish to swallow!
That’s the reason Pre-Mating Agreements are advisable.
He’s projecting.
He married a goldfish?
It is, when you divide them in two.
They get moody and don’t talk for hours.
Each get one half – only fair.
Yeah. They wanted to go with her…
The hamster wasn’t too happy, either.
With ever revolution, he forgets thank goodness
“…. because a man’s gotta eat.”
Should’ve done a pre-nup.
“He’s pining for the fjords.”
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
sirbadger about 1 year ago
The goldfish is hoping that the person who gets the cat and the person who gets the goldfish are not the same person.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 year ago
I had salt water fish that lived for over 20 years, never had a fresh water fish survive the night! Don’t tell me the secret, I want no more fish!
The Duke about 1 year ago
That’s a hard fish to swallow!
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
That’s the reason Pre-Mating Agreements are advisable.
Imagine about 1 year ago
He’s projecting.
Ichabod Ferguson about 1 year ago
He married a goldfish?
tremaine53 about 1 year ago
It is, when you divide them in two.
sandpiper about 1 year ago
They get moody and don’t talk for hours.
garcoa about 1 year ago
Each get one half – only fair.
paranormal about 1 year ago
Yeah. They wanted to go with her…
Calvins Brother about 1 year ago
The hamster wasn’t too happy, either.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
With ever revolution, he forgets thank goodness
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 1 year ago
“…. because a man’s gotta eat.”
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
Should’ve done a pre-nup.
Call me Ishmael about 1 year ago
“He’s pining for the fjords.”