The goldfish is hoping that the person who gets the cat and the person who gets the goldfish are not the same person.
I had salt water fish that lived for over 20 years, never had a fresh water fish survive the night! Don’t tell me the secret, I want no more fish!
That’s a hard fish to swallow!
That’s the reason Pre-Mating Agreements are advisable.
He’s projecting.
He married a goldfish?
It is, when you divide them in two.
They get moody and don’t talk for hours.
Each get one half – only fair.
Yeah. They wanted to go with her…
The hamster wasn’t too happy, either.
With ever revolution, he forgets thank goodness
“…. because a man’s gotta eat.”
Should’ve done a pre-nup.
“He’s pining for the fjords.”
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
sirbadger 9 months ago
The goldfish is hoping that the person who gets the cat and the person who gets the goldfish are not the same person.
The dude from FL Premium Member 9 months ago
I had salt water fish that lived for over 20 years, never had a fresh water fish survive the night! Don’t tell me the secret, I want no more fish!
The Duke 9 months ago
That’s a hard fish to swallow!
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
That’s the reason Pre-Mating Agreements are advisable.
Imagine 9 months ago
He’s projecting.
Ichabod Ferguson 9 months ago
He married a goldfish?
tremaine53 9 months ago
It is, when you divide them in two.
sandpiper 9 months ago
They get moody and don’t talk for hours.
garcoa 9 months ago
Each get one half – only fair.
paranormal 9 months ago
Yeah. They wanted to go with her…
Calvins Brother 9 months ago
The hamster wasn’t too happy, either.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
With ever revolution, he forgets thank goodness
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 9 months ago
“…. because a man’s gotta eat.”
cuzinron47 9 months ago
Should’ve done a pre-nup.
Call me Ishmael 8 months ago
“He’s pining for the fjords.”